Review #54 – Craft Public House (Cary, NC)

The burgers at Craft Public House in Cary are average. Exceedingly so. They’re so extraordinarily ordinary, in fact, that they inspired these burgiatrists to recall other outstandingly unremarkable experiences gone by. To take a stroll, if you will, down Mediocrity Lane.

Eating a burger at Craft is like crashing in front of the tube for an evening of Full House, King of Queens, and Two and a Half Men.

It’s like taking test drives in a Honda Accord, a Ford Explorer, and a Toyota Camry.

It’s like curling up at the beach with a paperback collection of John Grisham, Danielle Steel, and Dean Koontz.

It’s like going to a concert featuring a lineup of John Mayer, Steely Dan, and Phil Collins.

It’s like watching a movie starring Greg Kinnear, Eric Roberts, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Michael’s rating: 3 out of 5.

    

Scott’s rating: 3 out of 5

    

Chad’s rating: 3 out of 5

    

Don’s rating: 3.5 out of 5