The Straight Beef Inducts Two New Members
On the heels of news that Straight Beef founding member John McManus has been dishonorably banned from all burger-related activities due to the willing consumption of a veggie burger, the nation’s premier burger-reviewing group has announced the addition of two new members, Reverend Donald Corey and Chad “Baron Beefcake” Ward.
Reverend Donald Corey is a universally renowned burgiatric orator. Known for his fiery delivery and fervid, spontaneous burger-themed speeches, Reverend Don often serves as the keynote speaker at the VFW’s Turkey Shoot and Spit fundraisers. See Don’s full bio here, and his guest review here.
Chad Ward bypassed traditional burgiatric academia and earned his grill marks in the unlicensed burger pits of Hong Kong and Malaysia, competing under various aliases and stage names, including Patty O’Doom, Baron Beefcake, The Griddler, and, once, embarrassingly, Major Meat. See Chad’s full bio here, and his guest review here.