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Ask the Burgiatrist Is Back! Dear Ask the Burgiatrist, We’re hoping you can settle a workplace debate. It’s been forever since you’ve published your amazing burger-advice column. I’m thinking that you’re probably taking a...
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Ask the Burgiatrist
Dear Ask the Burgiatrist: First, I respectfully request absolute confidentiality. The predicament I am about to set forth is of a most personal nature, and I would be mortified were it to be made...
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It’s McTreatable! DEAR DR. BLUMENTHAL: I have eaten a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal deal every week for the last 30 years. This seems to be the highlight of my work week. The...
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Wary in Weehawken DEAR DR. BLUMENTHAL: I don’t believe that “burgiatry” is an actual field of study. In fact, I don’t believe that any self-respecting educational institution would include it in its course offerings....
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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fixins It DEAR DR. BLUMENTHAL: Please help resolve a longstanding debate between me and my editor (who is a tool). He (aforementioned tool) believes that the word fixins should...
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Dear Dr. Blumenthal: I have a wonderful husband and four growing boys, all of them burger crazy. Every July 4, we go to my brother’s house in Hauppauge, Long Island, for a family reunion...