The Pen and the Prod: Original Hot and Steamy Burger Jokes
Original Hot and Steamy Burger Jokes A cheeseburger walks into a bar and sits down next to a stunningly beautiful young woman. He says, “Can I buy you a drink?” Foxy lady turns, leans...
Author: johnmc
The Straight Beef Gangsta Rap
Say what? You must be trippin’ with a patty like that Even Ron the red-head stepchild can do better than that! Frontin’ me some fried-up disc of soybeans you done mixed in a vat? Better...
The Pen and the Prod: USDA Prime Poetry and Prose
Love at the Gunder Street Pub & Grill By John McManus, licensed burgiatrist He leaned back and pulled open the metal-framed plate-glass door of the Gunder Street Pub & Grill with what felt like...
Review #3: Mojoe’s Burger Joint (Raleigh)
Joint: Mojoe’s Burger Joint Burger: Classic Big Moe Burger Category: Classic Rocks John’s Review Mojoe’s Classic Big Moe burger moved me. It was in this humble, cozy establishment, at one of its handful of...
Love Sonnet to Goodie Goodie
Love Sonnet to Goodie Goodie (goodygoodyhouse.com) As now I think of you upon your plate I salivate and breathe your fragrant rise Of steam and grease and juice and love my fate Until...