The Pen and the Prod
Tomatoes are red. Bleu cheese isn’t blue. Put your burger on a kaiser roll And you’re a terrible human being who needs to reevaluate your priorities.
Tagged: The Pen and the Prod: USDA Prime Poetry and Prose
The Pen and the Prod: Original Hot and Steamy Burger Jokes
Original Hot and Steamy Burger Jokes A cheeseburger walks into a bar and sits down next to a stunningly beautiful young woman. He says, “Can I buy you a drink?” Foxy lady turns, leans...
The Straight Beef Gangsta Rap
Say what? You must be trippin’ with a patty like that Even Ron the red-head stepchild can do better than that! Frontin’ me some fried-up disc of soybeans you done mixed in a vat? Better...
The Pen and the Prod: USDA Prime Poetry and Prose
Love at the Gunder Street Pub & Grill By John McManus, licensed burgiatrist He leaned back and pulled open the metal-framed plate-glass door of the Gunder Street Pub & Grill with what felt like...
Love Sonnet to Goodie Goodie
Love Sonnet to Goodie Goodie (goodygoodyhouse.com) As now I think of you upon your plate I salivate and breathe your fragrant rise Of steam and grease and juice and love my fate Until...