Review #52: Carolina Ale House (Cary)

This review is meant to be enjoyed with a friend—Mad Libs style!

Mad:)Take SPORTS-THEMED CHAIN RESTAURANT…VERY POPULAR…LIKE 10-15 LOCATIONS…HELL, JUST SAY “CAROLINA ALE HOUSE” WORD YOU WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE EVERY STING SOLO ALBUM PREDICTABLE BURGER TOPPING SLIGHTLY LESS PREDICTABLE BURGER TOPPING TRYING-TOO-HARD BURGER TOPPING THAT MAKES YOU SAY “REALLY?” CELEBRITY WHO IS EXTREMELY FAMOUS, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHY EXACT NAME OF COLLEGE COURSE YOU FOUND SO BORING THAT YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW THING YOU’D MOST LIKE TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW, ENDING IN –ING THE MOST UNPLEASANT ACTIVITY YOU CAN THINK OF, ENDING WITH –ING LEAST ATTRACTIVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE

Scott’s review: 4.25

Chad’s review: 3.25

Michael’s review: 3.25

Overall ranking: 27th out of 52.